Definitions by apex swims the ocean

FTSMF

"Fuck that shit motherfucker"; or, "Forget that stuff, my friend" in case your pastor overhears you. A strong expression of disagreement or rejection.

You: Hey man, instead of having that threesome with your girls tonight, hang out with me while I go to the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Me: FTSMF

FTSMF by apex swims the ocean January 15, 2008