amaree gilham's definitions

fanny mouse

a tampon.

"oh dear, i have my period, i should really stick a fanny mouse up there"

by amaree gilham December 24, 2003

fanny fluff

the bit of fluff found round your fanny.

"i wanted to have sex with enid today, but she had too much fanny fluff and it put me off"

by amaree gilham December 24, 2003