Definitions by amaree gilham

fanny mouse 

a tampon.

"oh dear, i have my period, i should really stick a fanny mouse up there"

fanny mouse by amaree gilham December 24, 2003

fanny fluff 

the bit of fluff found round your fanny.

"i wanted to have sex with enid today, but she had too much fanny fluff and it put me off"

fanny fluff by amaree gilham December 24, 2003