1 definition by all american 82

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Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.
Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper
by all american 82 July 07, 2011

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