a dwarf who lives in your cubbord and makes spices for you . generaly a kind fellow smokes a long pipe and always has a story to tell ,but you dont care so you shout"GIVE ME THE PARSLEY BITCH"and then slam the doorright on his already broken toes
Steve:i dont think you shold treat your spice rack dwarf like that.
You: shut up steve or ill chop off your legs and put you up there with him.
You: shut up steve or ill chop off your legs and put you up there with him.
by aaron and stetson January 22, 2009
Get the spice rack dwarfmug.