1 definition by a weeb :) *go watch some anime

Sentence One:
A Stranger comes up to JKMN (Noel) and asks "Do you wanna Sprite Cranberry?"

Your walking down the street, like every other normal winter day. In the distance, you hear a faint "Its the thirst, Thirstiest time, of the year. Someone then proceeds to jump out at you and scream "DO YOU WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY?"