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Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.
Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned
by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020
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