Death Metal is a subgenre of metal featuring talentless guitar, nonexistant bass, a jack hammer in the back ground, and some really drunk guy yelling his head off. People often confuse it with black metal, but there is one difference between them: in death metal you dress vaguely normally, and in black metal looking like a homosexual male stripper is prioriity number one.
Some random Immortal fan: I like Immortal! Long live Death Metal!
Everyone with sanity: Immortal is Black Metal, you idiot. Go find some music with talent.
Everyone with sanity: Immortal is Black Metal, you idiot. Go find some music with talent.
by a clever metal fan March 27, 2009