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Zjierb

A feeling that is not disappointing nor anger, nor disgust. But is instead an entirely unique feeling only felt when biting into a pickle that is squishier than the consumer expected it to be. And is not negative nor positive. A universal feeling.
Most famously used by a man named Brian David Gilbert.
Common side effects include going to Zjierb.com
"That pickle was squishy, why, how Zjierb.:
"You mean that feeling you have when you bite into an unexpectedly squishy pickle?"
"Yeah."
by ZjierbBDG February 16, 2021
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How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.
Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?
by ZjierbBDG June 25, 2021
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your mom? Poopy.

4 year old Savage: "Your mom? Poopy. Ya dad? Poopy. Your sister's father's uncle's mother? Poopy."
Bystanders: "Oh, He went there!"
by ZjierbBDG June 25, 2021
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