That Guy

This is the guy that Chick Fil A serves on Sundays, told Katy Perry she’s just a plastic bag, and this guy probably 69s while being on top. If you see “that guy” you’re best move is probably just letting him cut you in line and hoping he remembers you one day.

Guy #1: “I heard Kim Jong-un doesn’t poop”

Guy #2: “Nah, you’re mixing him up with That Guy”