Definitions by Zimbabwe God

Zimbabwe Zebra Crusade

A Zimbabwe Zebra Crusade is the act when a Zimbabwean goes to their pet zebra, And then collect the shit and piss from them, And then proceed to freeze dry it and also baptize their child in the freeze dried shit and piss. During the baptizement they have to slam their child into the freeze dried shit and piss ensuring the Zimbabwe gods accept the child.

"After school my parents are going to give me a Zimbabwe Zebra Crusade, I'm so excited for it!"

Zimbabwe Zebra Crusade by Zimbabwe God May 25, 2026