5 definitions by Zhif

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Canada, USA, and Mexico. Aka North America’s nickname.
Some European person: I wanna go for a vacation somewhere in the C.U.M Zone!

Other European person: Wait, don’t you mean North America?
by Zhif August 10, 2021
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A word for when you have a Mammoth sized erection
She was shocked to see my Big Angus raging out of my pants, but then slowly smiled
by Zhif March 18, 2021
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When you're so lazy out of you’re fucking mind that you do something and you do it the harder way rather than the easier way, and you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.

Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind
Dude, i got the quantum laziness. I wanted to change the channel on my smart TV and instead of grabbing the remote right next to me I downloaded a remote app on my phone and it took twice as long as it would if I just used my ACTUAL fucking remote.
by Zhif August 14, 2021
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The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain while it mixes itself with the water. Similar to the act of stomping on grapes to produce wine.
Hey dudes, sorry for making a mess in the shower. I was making brown wine
by Zhif May 13, 2019
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When someone is immobilized because of the presence of a lazy ass basset hound in their lap
Jim could not get up from the chair to grab a beer because his basset hound was making him Incabassetated
by Zhif March 25, 2021
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