It’s like when a bushes burn and shit. You see it and know it should not be there, and you’re like “shit, why’s this omen here? Am I about to die or is this a good omen?” Then you take a sip of wine and stare at the glory of the gods and goddesses sending omens your way.
Random: “I saw an omen yesterday?”
Bob: “what like a bird in the sky?”
Random: “yeah, and it pooped on my right after my car was stolen.”
Bob: “damn bro, you should’ve threw up some bubbles.”
Bob: “what like a bird in the sky?”
Random: “yeah, and it pooped on my right after my car was stolen.”
Bob: “damn bro, you should’ve threw up some bubbles.”
by Yuengling drinker September 20, 2019
When your boy looks at you with a smile that seems to be a happy and warm smile, but you later learn he is plotting to raid your cabinets and steal your cookies.
He smiled as I left for work, but I came home and 21 packs of Oreos were gone. It was a deceived smile.
by Yuengling drinker May 08, 2019
A Honey Badger is not one of the legendary creatures of the forest. Not like bears. Bears are way cooler than honey badgers and are not only legends, but bears are forest prodigies as well. Honey Badgers hide from farmers while searching for carrots because Winnie the Pooh ate all the honey.
by Yuengling drinker May 17, 2019
There’s fires, camp fires and Trafires. Trafires wears dominating pants of power and sets fires with her words. Nobody is safe unless she has fresh wine in her cups served by half-obedient manservants dressed in togas. She prefers them to not be eunuchs.
by Yuengling drinker May 08, 2019
A verb. To veler someone is to lovingly destroy. Some would say it is when someone wakes from a deep slumber with a fiery soul, ready to make enemies forget that denny’s grand slam used to cost only $1.99 as their pants are pulled down to expose dirty underpants.
by Yuengling drinker September 06, 2019
When you play the game of thrones you live or you die. This is true for all unless they have a good conquest hoe. A conquest hoe will kill every mythical forest creature you ask just for sexual favors in return. A conquest hoe also has a master’s degree in discord use so make sure you’re nice to your conquest hoe or you will be forever doomed.
Joe: “there’s bears everywhere, so annoying.”
Jim: “my conquest hoe took care of that for me, and we had sex.”
Joe: “is your conquest hoe also named Jim?”
Jim: “my conquest hoe took care of that for me, and we had sex.”
Joe: “is your conquest hoe also named Jim?”
by Yuengling drinker September 03, 2019
Hard headed and sometimes mean, you want turtlehank on your team. He has a talent for getting banned from chats and setting things in fire, but is even better at trolling.
Death player: I thought I was safe until hank showed up, then I was turtlehanked.
Negan: oh man that sucks, I’ll put in a 3 day bubble.
Negan: oh man that sucks, I’ll put in a 3 day bubble.
by Yuengling drinker May 08, 2019