When you play the game of thrones you live or you die. This is true for all unless they have a good conquest hoe. A conquest hoe will kill every mythical forest creature you ask just for sexual favors in return. A conquest hoe also has a master’s degree in discord use so make sure you’re nice to your conquest hoe or you will be forever doomed.
Joe: “there’s bears everywhere, so annoying.”
Jim: “my conquest hoe took care of that for me, and we had sex.”
Joe: “is your conquest hoe also named Jim?”
Jim: “my conquest hoe took care of that for me, and we had sex.”
Joe: “is your conquest hoe also named Jim?”
by Yuengling drinker September 03, 2019
A verb. To veler someone is to lovingly destroy. Some would say it is when someone wakes from a deep slumber with a fiery soul, ready to make enemies forget that denny’s grand slam used to cost only $1.99 as their pants are pulled down to expose dirty underpants.
by Yuengling drinker September 06, 2019
Hard headed and sometimes mean, you want turtlehank on your team. He has a talent for getting banned from chats and setting things in fire, but is even better at trolling.
Death player: I thought I was safe until hank showed up, then I was turtlehanked.
Negan: oh man that sucks, I’ll put in a 3 day bubble.
Negan: oh man that sucks, I’ll put in a 3 day bubble.
by Yuengling drinker May 08, 2019
There’s fires, camp fires and Trafires. Trafires wears dominating pants of power and sets fires with her words. Nobody is safe unless she has fresh wine in her cups served by half-obedient manservants dressed in togas. She prefers them to not be eunuchs.
by Yuengling drinker May 08, 2019
Negan is a guy that claims to be a bad ass but needs everyone else to make him look good. He gets people to do his dirty work, then shows up whistling a tune without realizing that he does not actually have any friends. He’s so bad ass, that he hides from vegetarians and eats nothing but canned tuna and mixed nuts.
by Yuengling drinker May 22, 2019
Every winning team needs their rallyback girls. Rallyback girls are so much better than cheerleaders because all cheerleaders do is say go team. Rallyback girls tend to destroy everything from the other team while screaming “she ain’t no rally back girl” and “this my shit” as they flick off the opposing team. The only response to rallyback girls is with more rallyback girls, but that is a bad sign from the gods, like a bad omen or something. Smart people run away when the rallyback girls show up because they can’t deal with their shit.
Wildperson: “I found a new house but it was burned down.”
Kradger: “what happened?”
Wildperson: “the rallyback girls flicked me off, then said this my shit and burned it down”
Kradger: “this my shit”
Kradger: “what happened?”
Wildperson: “the rallyback girls flicked me off, then said this my shit and burned it down”
Kradger: “this my shit”
by Yuengling drinker September 25, 2019
“Did you see that guy fall down the stairs? He fell like a Titan.”
“No I didn’t see it, nobody pays attention to titans anyway.”
“No I didn’t see it, nobody pays attention to titans anyway.”
by Yuengling drinker August 27, 2019