Definitions by Yourlocalryan

Chop the Tree

The act of jerking off first thing when you wake up to get rid of morning wood.

Liam: Hey dude why does it take you forever to get out of your room after you wake up?
Chris: Sometimes I gotta chop the tree first thing in the morning

Chop the Tree by Yourlocalryan June 24, 2026

Methican Standoff 

When two tweakers circle each other for hours waiting to see who throws the first punch.

Johnathan: Hey haven’t you noticed those two tweakers have been circling for hours now

Bob: They’re having a methican standoff

Methican Standoff by Yourlocalryan December 29, 2021