Where do I even begin with this one? Audrey is so freaking stupid. She probably uses Friyay instead of Friday, which is a blatant bastardization of the term, such a shame to the English lexicon. She doesn't live on planet ass, in fact. She's probably never even BEEN TO planet ass. Probably because she packed cottage cheese in her lunch and ate it with a spork. If I saw a dime and a half walking down the street, I would NOT think that it's Audrey.
Audrey is like poo poo pee pee doo doo caca.
by Your mom (in a sweet voice) April 21, 2025