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A bunch of salty little assholes who like to try and be older than themselves, always try to look/act “special” and “unique” when in reality they’re just idiots who need to pipe down and not act like everyone cares about them
Preteen Girl: No, I don’t like that band, I like THIS band because I’m my own person and nobody can influence me
Literally everyone else: Well, that’s great and all but it’s literally what you like, nobody is trying to get you to hop in their van or anything
Literally everyone else: Well, that’s great and all but it’s literally what you like, nobody is trying to get you to hop in their van or anything
by Your Uncle Marvin November 25, 2019
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Guy 1: Oh, just get Red Tube then, it’s free
by Your Uncle Marvin November 25, 2019
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