1 definition by Your Pal Patty
Malia is an outgoing girl who is mostly enjoyable to be around and enjoys to laugh. She uses FaceTime often and occasionally watches try not to cry videos, but ends up crying anyways (#loser). Malia can be stubborn at times, however she has a good heart overall even though she jokes about murder constantly. Malia is an amazing bff who will stick by your side and probably run someone over one day. ;)
Random Person: Come quick! Somebody just got stabbed in the cafeteria!
Me: *gasps and looks at Malia*
Malia: *laughs*
Random Person: You are unbelievable Malia! *sprints away towards injured person*
Malia: lol
Me: *gasps and looks at Malia*
Malia: *laughs*
Random Person: You are unbelievable Malia! *sprints away towards injured person*
Malia: lol
by Your Pal Patty March 20, 2019