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Half Past Midnight 

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The state of being drunk, stoned (aka twisted) and about to fall asleep in the middle of a phone call or texting conversation. This takes place while on a couch or in a bed, mainly before midnight.
"Hey so what did you think of the party?"

"Dude, I'm half past midnight I'm gonna..." zzzzz
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