Taylor Swift

A girl that goes through more boyfriends then I go through Dr Pepper .

Girlfriend:Taylor Swift has a new boyfriend!
Boyfriend: I have more Dr Pepper cans.

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Bruxish

A piece of shit looking fish introduced in Pokémon Sun and Moon. If I could find the artist, strap him down, and show him a compilation of dog shit I would but I legally can’t.

Little kid: Sees Bruxish
Same little kid:has nightmares about it and is his sleep paralysis demon for the rest of his life

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