Definitions by You FBI agent

IHOP P 

Phonetically similar to “I ate yo pee pee” when read aloud. Similar in usage to ICUP, Joe, Ligma, and other cliched verbal witticisms.

Person 1: “Spell IHOP P”
Person 2: “I H O P P”
Person 1: *laughs uncontrollably*

IHOP P by You FBI agent October 15, 2019

Alpha Asian 

An Asian who exhibits exemplary academic, athletic, musical, and social skill. Is extremely good looking, popular, and has been accepted to every Ivy League school.

Ling ling is an Alpha Asian

Alpha Asian by You FBI agent October 15, 2019