1. Noun ( female : croûteuse) : A person who is a Nerd, Geek and is Lonely to the point where there is crust forming on his body.
2. Adjective : Used to describe how much of a croûteux someone is
3. A measuring unit used to measure the amount of crust on a croûteux. A 1000 crouton is called a croûteux and a 1000 croûteux is called a croûtonne.
2. Adjective : Used to describe how much of a croûteux someone is
3. A measuring unit used to measure the amount of crust on a croûteux. A 1000 crouton is called a croûteux and a 1000 croûteux is called a croûtonne.
(A guy is picking his nose playing WoW while talking about programming with a friend)
A normal guy : Omg that guy over there is such a Croûteux. He is so croûteux that his crust equals almost 12 croutonne.
A normal guy : Omg that guy over there is such a Croûteux. He is so croûteux that his crust equals almost 12 croutonne.
by Yomomanddadgaytogether January 22, 2019
Get the Croûteuxmug.