2 definitions by Yerushalauim BatSheva
A person who hides their jewish heritage to be accepted in society. Also known as a: Crypto Jew
Note: This can also be used by someone who wants to be jewish, but is afraid of rejection in society.
Note: This can also be used by someone who wants to be jewish, but is afraid of rejection in society.
I could be considered a closet jew, because I want to be jewish, but I'm afraid of being rejected by my family and friends.
by Yerushalauim BatSheva November 28, 2010
The sexiest man alive! He got tattoos, can fuckin' scream like a REAL man! The main vocalist for Avenged Sevenfold or A7x. See wikipedia.org if you want more info.
Me: Heeyy, M. Shadows. . .there's something in my room and I need you to help me get it out.
*Steps into my room*
M. Shadows: Okay, where is it?
Me: I'm sorry, but I love you way to damn much to let you go! *Frenches* Get in my closet. . .no fuck that. Get in my bed!
M. Shadows: WTF is your problem!
Me: My problem is that you aren't in my bed! *drools from my perverseness*
*Steps into my room*
M. Shadows: Okay, where is it?
Me: I'm sorry, but I love you way to damn much to let you go! *Frenches* Get in my closet. . .no fuck that. Get in my bed!
M. Shadows: WTF is your problem!
Me: My problem is that you aren't in my bed! *drools from my perverseness*
by Yerushalauim BatSheva November 14, 2010