Xipe Totec's definitions

beauty therapist

Something girls become when they fail at life. Generally they will not be beautiful themselves nor will their paying victims be, once they have covered them in fake tan, half a tub of mac concealer and some eyelashes that look like they belong on a horse.

Boy: So what do you do for a living
Girl: I'm a beauty therapist
Boy: That's not a real thing. Next.

by Xipe Totec June 20, 2016