Xavier Brownwind's definitions
An Urban Chestnut is what you leave on a hookers blouse (or any city dweller) when she blows you off in a St. Louis alley. Also, a St. Louis craft brewery which you may have visited before buying the BJ and depositing the Urban Chestnut.
Man, I had a couple of beers last night and totally gave my girlfriend and Urban Chestnut behind the Pita Pit.
by Xavier Brownwind August 26, 2013
 Get the urban chestnutmug.
Get the urban chestnutmug.