Hens eggs

Foul tits

Floppy and saggy

Those are some nasty hens eggs you've got there

by Working Class Hero December 12, 2020

Cheese Triangles

Small triangular shaped squashy breasts 🔺️ 🔺️

Your boobs remind me of dairylea cheese triangles

by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

Angel Food Cake

In cake terms this represents the healthiest cake you can eat i.e. the most fucking pointless

So Angel Food Cake represents the most pointless fucking horrendous tits you have ever seen

You will still try them because its cake but you don't really see the point

OK I will have a quick slice of your angel food cake. Just a little slice though

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Wild Flowers

Like wild flowers these tits are not as pleasing on the eye as regular tits. Uncontrollable by a bra due to their shear floppiness. But like wild flowers they are still pleasing nonetheless

Non comforming these tits refuse to be prisoner to any bra

Braless bags of skin

That chick has no bra on. Those are some wild flowers

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Shit tits

Not just those are shit tits or you have shit tits but I would literally rather eat shit than look at your tits

They are that bad

I can't see you anymore you have shit tits

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Cheese Tits

Melted tits

Deflated, saggy empty sacks of skin

She was ashamed of her melted cheese tits

by Working Class Hero December 12, 2020

Jabba's Tongue

Tit like Jabba the hutt's tongue

She was on the rings and her tit fell out, I swear it looked just like Jabba's tongue

by Working Class Hero December 30, 2020