Belt Warning

⚠️ Belt Warning ⚠️

This is important advice from personal experience

Never trust a woman wearing a belt with her outfit (not on her trousers but a belt that comes with a top or jacket that crosses at the stomach)

I went on a date with a woman and she was wearing a very nice almost see through white top with a belt and had a black lace bra underneath

She looked to be fairly flat chested but what I didn't realise until later that evening was that her breasts were coming from underneath the bra and then being secured by her belt. Her nipples were literally poking out from under the belt at the same level as her belly button

Please have your wits about you

And yes we still fucked
by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020
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Flumps

Soft squishy deflated tits

Soft as marshmallows
They are so soft, like flumps
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Afraction

When you are only attracted to women that are a size 10 upper body but a size 14 lower body

Or better still but much rarer 8 upper body and 14 or 16 lower body

Slim upper torso, small empty breasts, thick thighs, big round ass
She's 10 over 14, I have such an afraction for her
by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020
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S.T.A.R

Shit Tits Amazing Rump

The juxtaposition of having the perfect arse but the absolute worst tits

Tell her she's a star and she will be grateful
Babe you are an absolute S.T.A.R
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Freezer bags

Tits with the same consistency as empty freezer bags. Literally just flaps of skin with nothing inside. No side profile except for a slight bulge at the bottom where the nipple is dangling. Clinging on to the boob like a daring rock climber
by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021
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Bunting Bangers

Tits like two bunting triangles flapping about in the wind

Empty as fuck
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Wild Flowers

Like wild flowers these tits are not as pleasing on the eye as regular tits. Uncontrollable by a bra due to their shear floppiness. But like wild flowers they are still pleasing nonetheless

Non comforming these tits refuse to be prisoner to any bra

Braless bags of skin
That chick has no bra on. Those are some wild flowers
by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020
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