Eavesdroppings

When you're taking a shit and listening in to someones conversation.

1. "Were you just eavesdroppings on me? You seem to know what I was talking about and the toilet stinks"
2. *Near the toilet on the phone* "Hey don't tell anyone this *plonk*.. wait... Joe are you eavesdroppings on me?"

by Word Wordington June 30, 2018