Wolfie74's definitions
Dick like a mushroom. All head no shaft. A huge beefy arse. Like out of proportion to the rest of him. Smells faintly of urine being masked by Old Spice. His breath smells like he brushes his teeth with dog turds. Collects tea spoons on his travels.
by Wolfie74 January 20, 2022
Get the Damienmug.