Definitions by Willy McT

GLISTENING COCK

When you go pee after eating fried chicken or chicken wings and don't wash the grease off your hands before urinating. The grease ends up on your penis causing a glistening cock.

Me: Washing my hands in men's restroom after having chicken wings but before urinating. Saying to my friend Bill, "jeez, I have to wash this chicken grease off my hands before I use the urinal"

Bill: "Yeah you need too otherwise you will end up with a glistening cock.

GLISTENING COCK by Willy McT July 25, 2026