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Definitions by Willie shaverpus

Count Fuckupula 

Similar to a vampire except instead of sucking blood . They suck the life ,humor ,and general happiness in anyone's life surrounding them.. a literal drain on your happiness and energy.this is done through acts of utter and constant stupidity , the bumbling of even the most simple acts and general fuckery and total disregard for others around them .a lazy fat turd that sucks the life's blood from you.
See also ...my brother in law.
Great ..Count Fuckupula is coming over to wreck my evening with his nonsense..Draining the life's blood from me.. why can't your brother visit when I'm not home?

merbsicorn 

Similar to a unicorn ..however instead of rhe customary rainbows ,glitter, and happiness..you get fuck ups, flusteration. And general fuckery in any given situation the merbsicorn finds itself in.
Person 1.Awe shit... here come Harold.
Person 2,. Fuck !!! There goes our weekend off.. he always manages to fuck things up and back us up so we have to work overtime.. he can fuck up a wet dream.. He's such a Merbsicorn.
merbsicorn by Willie shaverpus March 3, 2022