William Mallowery's definitions

Boston Tugboat

A sexual maneuver in which the male party handcuffs the female partner's wrist to his ankle. The male then proceeds to defecate on the floor while simultaneously dragging the female consort across the floor.

Side note: In most cases the female associate should be unaware of the proceedings until the “flux.” This will cause the partner to struggle, creating the tugboat effect as she is being dragged across the floor.

Honey would you like to perform the Boston Tugboat?

by William Mallowery January 23, 2011