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Squirrel rub

When a man's penis is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head
After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.
by Wild Wes November 17, 2011
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