Wiener Wagon's definitions

Lexi Baker

A rare magnificent beast that can never be tamed. Often dances with wolves in her underwear, while reciting Shakespeare. Like a shooting star, shes there for a magical instant, than gone for good Leaving you with a empty bottle of whiskey, no cigarettes, and a huge nasty blood stain on your carpet from a animal sacrifice.

C'mon Papa lets go catch us a Lexi Baker.

by Wiener Wagon December 28, 2011