Whore Dan's definitions

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

Mocoroto

A middle-aged woman that has the features of a fried moco and a Motorola with the teeth of a hippopotamus mixed with a mosquito

She really looks like a mocoroto

by Whore Dan March 29, 2021