Soldotna

A bustling town on the Kenai Peninsula in Alaska. Known for its absolute devotion to Sarah Palin and cheesy tourism promotions. It is a nice place to visit, but if you stick around you'll probably want to commit an hero.

Tourist: "Soldotna is the king salmon capital of the world!"

Resident: "I dont give a fuck."

by Washington D. Jefferson September 22, 2009