Methzilla

The worlds best meth addict. will do anything for meth even eat there own. will sink as low as robbing chillren of there lunch money. will stay up for 16 days at a time on meth just because they love it that much.

Dude so the other day i watched one of thouse "methzilla" basterds rob a child of his lunch money but i was on my iphone so i didnt bother.

by Walter Fishington September 26, 2010

The Tank

The worlds most bad ass car!!!!! desroyer of deer numbers in the doubble digits and still climbing, Color green completly coverd in dents, and seats 6 people. it is practically a lowerd suv but way more bad ass. odomitor reads over 200,000 miles and cant be stoped by any type of weather, or terrain. location Holmes County Ohio.

Person 1: dude the roads are so bad out i cant take my car in this.
Person 2: its ok well take "the tank".

Person 1: it rained alot so the feild is pretty muddy we can walk back.

person 2: Its ok well activate tank mode!!

by Walter Fishington September 25, 2010

Sock Fucker

An adolescent boy whom has just discoverd masterbation.
usually has an acne riddin face, underbite, and his diet consists of chicken nugguts and mr. pib. Has no funds to buy lub or tissues. because he spends his money on Mcdonalds, comics and soft core anime porn. So he masterbates with his sock and tosses it in the laundry.

Mom: I wish our son wasnt a sock fucker.
Dad: When i was his age i was way to up in the pipe to try that.
Mom: i want a divorce.

by Walter Fishington September 25, 2010