Blowhard politician who claims to be conservative, although he's really whatever he thinks his audience wants at any given moment.
Dodged the Vietnam War draft claiming he needed to go to France on a mission for his cult. While in France, he pimped his cult door to door, including his cult's philosophy that blacks were lesser people. All this draft dodging behavior occured while black American soldiers died fighting to save him and his fellow cult members from Communism. For some reason, this irreconcilable hypocrisy was never reported during his recent presidential run. Political correctness won the day.
Mitt Romney thinks the Garden of Eden is in Missouri.