1 definition by W.D. Stevens

A bisexual person of either male or female gender, so named for the two ends of the trumpet.

The bell of the trumpet represents the vagina where one may place one's face mimicking the act of oral sex on a female.

The funnel represents the penis where one may place their lips and blow or buzz, once again mimicking the act of oral sex, this time applied to the male genitalia.

See also: study the trumpet
A trumpet is a person who studies the trumpet.
'Are you bisexual?'
'What do you mean?'
'Do you study the trumpet?'
'Oh, right. Yes, I do, Ross.'
by W.D. Stevens January 20, 2012
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