Definitions by Wörd güy

Pooched 

To take a massive L

Guy 1: “dude my package still hasn’t arrived and it’s supposed to be 2 day shipping”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”

Pooched by Wörd güy March 28, 2021

Glitch 

An unexpected event that benefits you and/or your friends

Friend: “Yo dude I’m toast I totally forgot about the assignment due today”

You: “dude the professor suffered a massive heart attack the assignment was pushed a week”

Friend: “DUDE that’s a glitch!!!”

Glitch by Wörd güy March 27, 2021