Definitions by Wörd güy
Pooched
Guy 1: “dude my package still hasn’t arrived and it’s supposed to be 2 day shipping”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”
Glitch
Friend: “Yo dude I’m toast I totally forgot about the assignment due today”
You: “dude the professor suffered a massive heart attack the assignment was pushed a week”
Friend: “DUDE that’s a glitch!!!”
You: “dude the professor suffered a massive heart attack the assignment was pushed a week”
Friend: “DUDE that’s a glitch!!!”