Automatic douche lane

The lane that assholes get into when they decide they're gonna pass you on a merge, even though you have the right of way and there's not enough room for them.
Fred: This guy's gonna squeeze in at the merge and cause you to slam on your brakes, he's switching to the automatic douche lane...
by Vuvuzela Jameson December 31, 2010
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