Definitions by Vuvuzela Jameson

Automatic douche lane 

The lane that assholes get into when they decide they're gonna pass you on a merge, even though you have the right of way and there's not enough room for them.

Fred: This guy's gonna squeeze in at the merge and cause you to slam on your brakes, he's switching to the automatic douche lane...

Automatic douche lane by Vuvuzela Jameson December 31, 2010