1 definition by Vman2338

An autistic child who loves acting like a fish on crystal meth. Where do i even begin with this? River is a boy who consumes a large percent of your household consumablesand offers nothing back.Infact he is so retarded that he spends £60 of your credit card on pvz gw2 coins by buying continous £5 worth of coins 12 times to make it look like its a smaller amount he spent. Also he LOVES to stick his finger up his asshole and force people to smell the disposed waste his body has digested. His hobbies include playing terraria 24/7 with his 30 year old no life gamer friends with the bottom half of his clothes off, swinging his 1 inch dick around. But whatever you do DO NOT mess with this kid he is a chav who can say the F word,B word,C word, N word,Q word he says all of the words because he is a donny chav, dont even try physical fights because he will just throw a rock at you no matter who you are with, i strongly suggest to just walk away quickly.