Vladamir USSR's definitions
When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday
man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!
man2: youre hardcore man!
man2: youre hardcore man!
by Vladamir USSR October 6, 2010
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