Definitions by Vladamir USSR

Alaskan Stonehedge Cake 

When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday

man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!

man2: youre hardcore man!

Alaskan Stonehedge Cake by Vladamir USSR October 6, 2010