Viva Caligula's definitions

Slayer

A band that, regardless of what any emo fag poser says, IS HARDER THEN ANYTHING THEY CAN COME UP WITH.

So the equation goes something like this

Slayer=Heavy Metal
Any band that screams 90% of the time="Heavy" "Metal"
Therefore-
Slayer Rocks.
Forever.
And a day.
Bitches.

Kevin:Chelsea Grin is WAYYYYY harder then slayer

Bobby G.:*ahrm* *cough* What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your own pretentiousness.

Kevin: Fuck you. atleast they have a message.

Bobby G.:Yeah, Slayer does too-AND I CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING HALF OF THE FUCKING TIME.

by Viva Caligula September 15, 2010