Vintage Piss Cannon's definitions

VanDamme

To flex so hard, and so loud, that a high intensity maser fires from one's genitals.

At the World Body Building Championship, Dolf Lundgren Mark II Flexed so hard that he inadvertantly VanDamme'd the head judge. Worst part? He would've won otherwise.

by Vintage Piss Cannon December 4, 2010