Definitions by Vincent 64

Schrödinger's dilf 

When you see a middle-aged man but don't know if he has kids or not yet

Girl 1: hey have you seen this guy? He's single again and pretty hot maybe I have a chance with him

Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all

Schrödinger's dilf by Vincent 64 February 12, 2021