Schrödinger's dilf

When you see a middle-aged man but don't know if he has kids or not yet
Girl 1: hey have you seen this guy? He's single again and pretty hot maybe I have a chance with him

Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all
by Vincent 64 February 13, 2021
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