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When a woman puts duct tap over her ass hole and proceeds to slowly sit on her hubbys dick. The mans penis, unable to penetrate, begins to get slowly crushed by the duct tape shielded ass hole.
Mary- Lafanda went overboard when she gave John The Hydraulic Press at last nights orgy.
Lucy- Oh my! What on gods green earth is The Hydraulic Press?
John- MY DICK IS SMASHED! That's all you need to know.
Mary- Oh, I had no idea John was here.
Lucy- *whispers* If that is the outcome then I'm giving my son The Hydraulic Press tonight. He can't be having kids at this age.
Mary- Just make sure incest is legal where you do it.
Lucy- Oh Mary you are a gas.
*Laugh Track*
Lucy- Oh my! What on gods green earth is The Hydraulic Press?
John- MY DICK IS SMASHED! That's all you need to know.
Mary- Oh, I had no idea John was here.
Lucy- *whispers* If that is the outcome then I'm giving my son The Hydraulic Press tonight. He can't be having kids at this age.
Mary- Just make sure incest is legal where you do it.
Lucy- Oh Mary you are a gas.
*Laugh Track*
by Video Person January 17, 2021