53 definitions by VeryVisionary

Wine Witch

A skinny mom in her 40's who drinks too much wine

She will have vinegar feet and vinegar tits as a result of all the wine consumption

Feet and tits both shrivelled and pickled like prunes

You are such a wine witch these days

by VeryVisionary July 6, 2023

Wine Witch

Woman who is a functional alcoholic (drinks more than 1 glass of wine per day)

Typically middle aged with shrivelled tits due to the amounts of alcohol consumption

Tits probably taste like vinegar or lemon juice they are so pickled

She is probably slim though due to substituting food for wine

Have you seen the empty skin bags on that wine Witch?

by VeryVisionary August 19, 2023

Gudetama's

Tits that resemble two raw cracked eggs sliding down your ribs

Her: So what do you think of my Gudetama's?
Him: I want them in my mouth

by VeryVisionary September 30, 2023

Slices

Floppy tits

Tits so empty and floppy that ... you have to hold them the way you would a slice of pizza to put them in your mouth

I think I can fit both my slices in your mouth at the same time

by VeryVisionary July 14, 2023

Nice Slices

Tits resembling two slices of floppy pizza

So empty you have to hold them to your mouth like a nice floppy pizza

So deflated you can fit the whole tit in your mouth

Bro 1: Check out the ass on that blonde dude

Bro 2: Wow yeah, and she has some nice slices too

by VeryVisionary September 6, 2023

Pankakke

When you ejaculate all over her pancake tits

It's a pankakke party

by VeryVisionary September 9, 2023

Snoopies

Tits like a spaniels ears (or snoopy's ears)

Gossip Mum 1: Did you see the flat floppy tits on that mum at the park?
Gossip Mum 2: yeah she should really wear a bra because they were like snoopies ears

by VeryVisionary September 6, 2023