53 definitions by VeryVisionary

Depleted

My breasts

So very depleted

Like 2 water balloons begging to be filled

My tits are depleted thanks to my kids. They are thriving and my boobs have been drained

by VeryVisionary July 7, 2023

Bean Blankies

Flat empty tits

Tits like tortillas

Zero side profile

Wow look at the bean blankies on her

by VeryVisionary August 30, 2023

Pit Stop

When I'm laid on my back my tits flop into my armpits

I like to effectionately call that a pit stop (or tit stop)

Feel free to retrieve them with your tongue

My tits are having a pit stop. Want to come suck them? Hope you don't mind them tasting of vinegar?

by VeryVisionary July 16, 2023

Blue Anchors

Saggy tits that have been tied with elastic bands (or cable ties) and have turned blue due to the tightness of the bands

If its a choice between blue anchors or sausage tits I'm going with blue anchors

by VeryVisionary July 8, 2023

Pepsi PomPoms

Punctured Empty Pathetic Saggy Irepairable (Pepsi) PomPoms (Tits)

Dude 1: How was your date last night?
Dude 2: Great, she is practically perfect with the exception of those Pepsi PomPoms

Dude 1: No way? I love deflated tits

by VeryVisionary August 31, 2023

Pound Cake Tuppence Tits

When her ass is a ten out of ten but her tits are terrible

I'd rate her as a pound cake tuppence tits

by VeryVisionary July 21, 2023

Burst Balloons

Formerly round pert breasts that have subsequently deflated through time

They literally have the appearance of two burst balloons. The valve being the nipple dangling at the bottom

Thinking about implants to fix my burst balloons

by VeryVisionary September 8, 2023