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An immense hybrid of looks, smarts and incisive / hilarious put downs. 6ft 3, 4stone 5lb of pure face and wit. Indigenous to the West Hertfordshire region of England. Tends to be discriminatory and has a great nose for retards
"What are you doing crying on your own in the park?"
"I encountered Paumien"
"Oh fuck"
by VD Roe November 25, 2011
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