Guy: Hey girl, want to touch my cock?
Girl: What?!
Guy: A ROOSTER A FRICKING MALE CHICKEN GOD DAMN IT I LIVE ON A FARM HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED
Girl: What?!
Guy: A ROOSTER A FRICKING MALE CHICKEN GOD DAMN IT I LIVE ON A FARM HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED
by Urban Failure April 26, 2016