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Texas Milk Mustache 

Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.

I've got such good aim that i gave her a texas milk mustache from 15 feet away.

Texas Milk Mustache by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 7, 2016