Upamaguire 's definitions

Malaika

A name for an adopted smelly, sniffling German/Indian who can’t drive and forward park to save their lives. They idolise the deep and aspire to be like him in every way, including how he is with an octopus.

‘Look at that wrecked car and its rims’
‘It was probably a Malaika driving it’

by Upamaguire May 28, 2023

Malaika

A name for an adopted smelly, sniffling German/Indian who can’t drive and forward park to save their lives. They idolise the deep and aspire to be like him in every way, including how he is with an octopus.

‘Look at that wrecked car and its rims’
‘It was probably a Malaika driving it’

by Upamaguire May 28, 2023